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\"Day Drinking\" is a song recorded by American country music group Little Big Town. It was released in June 2014 as the lead single from their sixth studio album, Pain Killer. Little Big Town debuted the song on the CMT Music Awards on June 4, 2014.
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Suitcase 3: Up We Go Now is the third in a series of unreleased songs and instrumental sketches by the Dayton, Ohio band Guided By Voices, released on November 3, 2009 on GBV Inc. Like the previous two volumes, Suitcase 3 is a four-disc set containing 100 songs, \nmany of which are credited to fake bands such as \"Kelsey Boo Flip, Heartthrob Johnson Firestone, Erotic Zip Codes and the like.\" \nThe fourth disc consists of impromptu acoustic jams recorded during 1994 and 1995.
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