{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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