{"type":"standard","title":"Sex bolt","displaytitle":"Sex bolt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q998773","titles":{"canonical":"Sex_bolt","normalized":"Sex bolt","display":"Sex bolt"},"pageid":6756858,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Sleeve_nuts.jpg/330px-Sleeve_nuts.jpg","width":320,"height":273},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Sleeve_nuts.jpg","width":1220,"height":1040},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280271808","tid":"251e864d-0026-11f0-8770-a0ae6597eb77","timestamp":"2025-03-13T16:13:48Z","description":"Type of mating fastener","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sex_bolt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sex_bolt","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_bolt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sex_bolt"}},"extract":"A sex bolt is a type of fastener comprising a mated pair of screw and post, which are a machine screw and a nut that is barrel-shaped. The nut has a flange and a protruding boss that is internally threaded. The bolt sits within the components being fastened, and the flange provides the bearing surface.","extract_html":"
A sex bolt is a type of fastener comprising a mated pair of screw and post, which are a machine screw and a nut that is barrel-shaped. The nut has a flange and a protruding boss that is internally threaded. The bolt sits within the components being fastened, and the flange provides the bearing surface.
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Gloria Coates was an American composer who lived in Munich from 1969 until her death. She trained and worked also as actress, stage director, singer, author and painter. She is known for her many symphonies, and also wrote chamber music, and vocal music for large and small ensembles. Her compositions have been performed internationally and recorded by notable orchestras. She ran a concert series for new music in Munich. Her First Symphony \"Music on Open Strings\" was played at the 1978 Warsaw Autumn and was the first composition by a woman in the musica viva series of Bayerischer Rundfunk.
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Don's Fountain of Youth is a 1953 American animated short film by Walt Disney Productions featuring Donald Duck.
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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